地獄へ落ちろ Yeah..I'll see ya there
Alternate Working Title: "Karma Delivered"Ni- nen- mai I was showing a kitten to a woman with a son... he was a bit odd and stood many feet away. I chalked it up to him being scared of me....but it...
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My Pledge to Japanophiles
Promissory Note:On this date of [March 12, 2103], in return for valuable consideration received, the undersigned borrower[s] herein referred to as [soulless,shameless Japanopliles] also known as...
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Watching Albinos with a Japanese girl
Alternate Working Title:3 "Wows" in a Day"WOW" #110am Approaching the Kindergarten/Pre-School I noted a massive amount of folks milling about and figured it was some San-kan-bi (open campus) for the...
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Help Japan....help you!
You and Japan Any relationship built on such a fragile foundation is bound to fail. You left _____ and came to Japan thinking ____ and you were fucking wrong. Head up your ass kinda wrong. e.g. : "Whoa...
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Hanami from 1000 meters
There are no Hanami in this post.... I will go again next week.. to do this again and there will be and I might finally give a fuck to look at em'...maybe? At ground level I couldn't possibly give less...
View ArticleThe greatest "Complex" of em' all.
The Complex. (Thank you Brian)How awesome was Paul Harvey? One of the best story tellers of our time if not THE best. I was never a farmer but I was taught what an honest days work was. If there is a...
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Some Japs...they no like mixed pairs
I get looked at a lot. I get it. It tires me. But I can leave anytime cuz the Airports are always waiting. I stay cuz I ain't ready yet. I put myself through this and it's harder sometimes. I enjoyed...
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Golden Week (Hope you squared that away..)
The best Golden Week stuff...is GONE!!! As soon as the next years schedule is confirmed folks around Japan hit the web and book up everything and then cram the freeways getting to em' I usually skip it...
View ArticleIf you like Japan (You should be worried)
The youth of Japan is the future of Japan and as surreal as the video is (forget that it's admitting what the Japanese government pretty much denies) it is not totally shocking. I teach kids who are...
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Tokyo Devastated by Massive Earthquake
Alternate Working Title:Why I'll never live in Tokyo.I got 2 cars for you to look at today.Car #1 is under recall. You might never experience a problem related to the fault but it..the car's flaw..it...
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ALT's are NOT Teachers!!!
Just saw a post at Kamo's and had a Pet Peeve tweaked! So I, Jumped onto FB and found 12 former local ALT's that I have met personally and 4 are back in School, 1 got married 1 works for Mr Mustard (I...
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The Legend of "Tingly Penis"
"Hey.....I think I'll copy this pic right here and wu ..whoa.. what??? WTF??" Somewhere in the world today a person ran a virus scanner because of my tingly penis. Not a lot of people can type a...
View ArticleDon't touch me please!
I will smother everyone with my Christmas awesomeness with the next post...I just had to "touch" this.....see what I did there? ;)****Travel Back in TiMe****Me: (Played by Brad Pitt) "She won't be...
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Funeral 4 a friend. Pt II
I'll kill all you fuckers!!!!!Noooooooo!!!!!!! That sucking sound you hear right now...is NOT your woman taking care of me. Maybe the other times? I do get a particular rush outta women with wedding...
View ArticleDon't touch me please!
I will smother everyone with my Christmas awesomeness with the next post...I just had to "touch" this.....see what I did there? ;)****Travel Back in TiMe****Me: (Played by Brad Pitt) "She won't be...
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C'mon everybody lets make Cocaine cool
Magic Lantern,Project CarnivoreWhats that? Oh you say you want some more? Then lets kill Obama !!C'mon let's even the score! as a 2007 Department of Defense report puts it, the Pentagon is attempting...
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Time to open the books (Part 1)
Have you ever been so fucking awesome that it freaks people out and they convulse in spasms of rage and jealousy?...Of course you haven't....it was a rhetorical question....now sit the fuck down.*They...
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Time to Open the Books (part II)
Can a 3 year old feel sympathy?Empathy being: "Oh..I know how that feels...I remember that feeling...damn I feel bad for him"Sympathy being: "Oh I dunno wtf he's doing ?Somebody help him...catch his...
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Santa in Japan
Teddy snuck onto the chair and i got a ninja photo...bad Teddy!!! The chair waits... Suddenly he appeared His hair?.....lookin' good His suit nicely pressed. He seemed to like the tree and the doll a...
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Time to open the Books (Part III)
I have always been annoyed....deeply, that a Child Porn post gets 140+ comments where nothing is really added by the them...but there everyone was... standing around the Elephant.A Post where I hand...
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