The Fear Factory (Halloween in Japan)
At 1:39 of the video (freeze it) you can see what jumped in on them to push them over the edge. They never saw that costume or me near it. There is no association between me and that character (very...
View ArticleCancer...would it matter?
If I knew I mean..."And then the one day you find Ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run You missed the starting gun" My metabolism has taken a very drastic turn and I am able to eat...
View ArticleCameron Todd Willingham
Alternate working Title:Cam beats Stacy...Stacy hires a hitman named "Texas"I don't know what blows me away more.. Realizing that the long supposed fear of executing an innocent person has already...
View ArticleDon't touch me please!
I will smother everyone with my Christmas awesomeness with the next post...I just had to "touch" this.....see what I did there? ;)****Travel Back in TiMe****Me: (Played by Brad Pitt) "She won't be...
View ArticleSanta in Japan
Teddy snuck onto the chair and i got a ninja photo...bad Teddy!!! The chair waits... Suddenly he appeared His hair?.....lookin' good His suit nicely pressed. He seemed to like the tree and the doll a...
View ArticleShe never said "You think too much"
I'd say..."How many can you make?" She'd say..."How many do you need?" I say: 300...O.K.? She says: iiii yo!! I got a lot of the credit but the truth is I could not have done any of it without her....
View ArticleChristmas (The Cultural Exchange)
I have not been a good blogger recently but I have been the "Super...Holy shitwhatthefuck did he do this year ?"...... dude. I got vids and pics and stuff to brag about. More later. Ya think she's...
View ArticleYasukuni Shrine and the Myth of Hideki Tojo
Yasukuni Shrine 靖国神社 Hideki Tojo 東條 英機 From Wikipedia;According to the written report of Mizota Shūichi, interpreter for Admiral Mitsumasa Yonai, Fellers met the two men at his office on 6 March 1946...
View ArticleReach the Beach Pt. III
I gassed in about 60 seconds. Man I got a looong fucking way to go. I have gotten so use to using a very confined space it is amazing...though the first vid had me smashing an accordion fence and...
View ArticleLazy Americans (Myth busting in Japan)
Bubbles.......they are made to be burst....right? INTRO: I'm about as afraid of being wrong as I am of losing a fist fight....not so much really.... If you got facts that are credible and contradict my...
View ArticleBathing with your H.S. Daughter in Japan
This is apparently not illegal in Japan. Waiting everyday..at the age of 47.... waiting everyday to bathe with your High School daughter. Looking at and critiquing her development and talking about...
View ArticleTired of waiting for you (Troll)
“If your enemy is hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he is thirsty, give him water to drink; for so you will heap coals of fire on his head, and the Lord will reward you.”Proverbs 25:21The GoodI...
View Article2 Birds 1 Stone and I'm a GOD
Shhhh... ...let him speak. While some were off bitching about the heat I was ..I was planting seeds. SEED #1 Summer Beach BBQ While some were moaning about teaching words that you think have no value...
View ArticleWindows 8 in Japan
Alternate working title:I survived the "Driver Wars of 1995-2012" I got into Computers after coming to Japan and my first experience was Windows ME better known as Windows FuckME. I just downloaded...
View ArticlePs. You scare the shit out of me!!!!
Ps. You scare the shit out of me!!!!(more on this later)Last Saturday while I was standing outside a 100yen store which is near a Military Base and so many Americans go there (I never talk to any of...
View ArticleSegregating students
Coulda used a better word? Sure...but while looking for one (Googled "Segregated students") I found this article from today: 7 years teaching... I knew after the 1st that teaching girls and boys was a...
View ArticleJapanese girls breasts come with labels
True story.... Was trying to get a nipple shot when I spotted what musta been a transfer from a new bra? She laughed..I laughed...then we fucked like ...I...I meant to say we made sweet precious...
View ArticleThe 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse
The 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse,will open his seal and it will contain a mirror...I just know it.:35 Seconds....hang in there..let the vid roll...listen. In an incredibly bizzare moment ....the most...
View ArticleTeacher fashion (Drez 4 suksez ;)
Nobody said......well they mighta' thought they did but I woulda' remembered. A commercial is gonna be making the rounds on cable T.V. and I'm wearing this while teaching about 35 kids with the ipad...
View ArticleJapan ( I only need one finger )
I only need one finger.. To count the number of times THIS will occur in my life. Telling this story when I go back to Hawaii just wouldn't be the same without a pic to prove it...makes no sense.. "I...
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