“If your enemy is hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he is thirsty, give him water to drink; for so you will heap coals of fire on his head, and the Lord will reward you.”
Proverbs 25:21
The Good
I recently crossed the 400,000 hit mark.
3,994 comments have been left by others which is 7888 with responses.
Did it in 2 years 1/11/11 to 1/24/13. That's close to 8,000 thoughts/rants and responses.
I did almost exactly 1/2 the amount of posts in 2012 that I did in 2011. The comment count suffered but that's the way it is and should be.
I wanted to crush Loco and I did that in 2011, everything after was devoid of competition which is the fuel that I need. I don't do anything for nothing. No offense to Corrine but she's been around twice as long as me and she has a built in audience..Mommy Bloggers.
I could get a vag some tits a bad husband and a serious drinking problem but that's a long way to go for some blog hits.
The Bad
Comments are the currency of blogging. They are exchanged or withheld. Games are played with them. It's the unspoken game of blogging. I got 36 messages in 10 days in 3 different languages and some of them have death threats...can you imagine? I got more comments about being killed and shit than about my Christmas display in December....fucking depressing...I almost shut the whole thing down...I practically walked away. I'd have over 1,000 more comments if they were not just off topic rants written by drunken miserable expats full of self loathing. If they just even superficially touched the post topic I'd let em' through but no...they can't even fake having sense so they sucks the dick tills they dies
I work during the week so if you post during the week I'm gonna miss it. That's my schedule. If I see it during the weekend I'm gonna comment. October to December is Holiday season and August is too fucking hot to sit next to a heater (Computer).
Any perceived slights are the result of over thinking. I got no time to play games. If you play with your comments like poker chips go suck the dick with the trolls. You deserve the dick...there's the dick.....go get ya some.
The Ugly
Dear Trolls,
I long for just one of you to have the balls to do more than type. I actually daydream about someone who really wants to fight me. I wait for you. I promise you physical violence. Look at this site...I cannot pull an "innocence" card. My hands are dirty and my rap sheet is long. I have no credibility with the law in this country and it's been that way for years. I am the perfect target for you. Screenshot this page,cache it, bookmark it and come to me. Oh what a story it will be
Look at me...5ft11 no more than 185lbs...I ain't big...you can do it. That shirt is awesome..I'll wear it when we meet and you can take it as a trophy after you whup my ass.
Man, you wanna hurt me so bad you can taste it..
C'mon...you can do this...teach me a fucking lesson I will never forget
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C'mon...you can do this...teach me a fucking lesson I will never forget
LOL!!
Can you imagine visiting this site...seeing the top vid...clicking pause..... and the noise...it doesn't stop...it gets louder...a SCREAMING CAT?..........WTF???? I can assure you that a few hundred folks over the next few hours are going to be scrambling for the volume knob as Mr Burger and Fries wakes the baby. I'm sure they appreciate the person who posted a link to me. Sorry to my regular visitors...it's a kind of fumigation....my apologies if I woke your babies or caused your co workers to wonder wtf you're doing??
The stalker "bounce" :)

Good Job!! :)